HIPPIE CALCULATOR
2009.06.05. 21:21
Here is our famous HIPPIE CALCULATOR system during our trip:
Let’s count a free beer as 1 unit alias 1 points
sleeping on street 2 point
sleeping on tree 5 points
swimming in river 2point
swimming in fountain 4 point
brushing teeth on tramway 1 point
Bliccelés
bus, tramway 1point
trolley (because we are afraid of that, and there are nowhere anyway) 24 points
underground 5 points
ferry 20 points
train 10 points
bicycle 13 points
taxi -1 points
airplane 100 points
museum 8 points
concert 10 points
zoo17 points
vomiting 6points
vomiting into toilet + 2 points
vomiting into bed + 3 points
vomiting into sink + 4 points
vomiting on public transport 9points
sleeping in vomit 10 points
house party 12points
sleeping at foreign girl 19 points ( black girl x1.5)
in the same bed + 6 points
pushing her out of the bed + 2 points
beeing intimate with her (alias petting) 22 points
having sex with her (bang bang) 30 points
over 85 kilos, for each 5 kilos -5 points
sleeping at foreign guy 3 points
in the same bed - 10 points
pushing him out of the bed 12 points
beeing intimate with him (alias petting) -40 points
having sex with him – disqualification forever
falling in love 43 points
falling in love for more then 2 days 54 points
sleeping at nun 18 points
in the same bed 46 points
pushing her out of the bed 93points
it’s not allowed to do anything else with her
sleeping in a squat 11points
every hitchhiking 1 points
travelling in the beck of the car + 5 points
over 200km/h + 3 points
over 220km/h + 10 points
turkish driver + 2 points
listening turkish pop music, per hour 10 points
drunk driver + 20 points
disabled driver + 40 points
more then 500km in one car +50 points
more then 1000km in one car +100 points
police stoppage 4points
sleeping in jail 31points
fined by police 20points
beaten by police 40points
beaten by skinheads 19points
beaten by blacks 23points
beaten by girls 37points
beaten by each other 17points
not accepting drugs 2points
accepting drugs 22 points
free dinner 8points
free coffee, snack, chewing gum, red bull 2 points
meeting a hungarian 3points
meeting a familiar 23points
meeting a celebrity 26points
meeting Chuck Nurris 68points
if he throw us into the sun + 100 000points
making money by street music 16points
making money by dancing +3points
making money using our body 9points
making money by looking miserable 2points
having an apple for breakfast 2points
drinking milk 4points
drinking milk from udder of cow 21points
drinking milk from udder of reindeer in Lappland 89 points
eating squirrel 34points
setting fire in a protected area in the nauture 9points
shuffle the selective rubbish bin in Switzerland 67points
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